Monday, January 11, 2010

Some good suggestions 4 U....


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Some good suggestions 4 U...........




3 Easy Ways to Die:

Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.







1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.



2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY



3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

- Tele-Phone

- Tele-Vision

- Tell to Woman

- Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.



4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.



5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman..

Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.


Moral : BE SPECIFIC
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  1. UnknownJanuary 13, 2010 at 8:10 AM

    3 Easy Ways to Die:

    Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

    Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

    Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

    What about a person who loves everyone truly ? will he die every second . and moreover what about a person who loves someone who hates him .. will there be a higher degree of death ... Love starts when a person i already dead ..

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